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wrong tree

12/04/14 07:55

A magazine that regularly rejects me sent me an email asking for a donation. Do they honestly expect me to give? If I do will it help my chances?

By Thomas Swick • Category: Uncategorized

"Can I ask you a personal question?" my neighbor asked me yesterday.

"Yes," I said.

"Do you smoke?"

"No."

"Does your wife smoke?"

"No."

"It must be coming from somewhere else, then," she said. "I smoked for 30 years and I can tell when somebody's smoking."

As I walked away I wondered what she would have said if I'd said 'yes.'

By Thomas Swick • Category: Uncategorized

I am pleased that the New York Times Magazine has done away with its useless page that contained, among other things, the "Meh List," but a themed book review section - this Sunday's was on Russia - would have deserved a place on that list.

By Thomas Swick • Category: Uncategorized

Saturday afternoon we took our house guests to Sawgrass Mills. At 3:30 I repaired to the Grand Lux Cafe to watch the Florida-Florida State game. At the end of the bar sat a young couple, he black, she white. Next to me sat a man who immediately began chatting. He had grown up in Miami and looked like a redneck - I don't say this just because he was rooting for Florida State. He had been a Canes fan until his son attended Florida State. His wife, he let slip, was in the mall shopping.

The couple at the end got up to leave; the bartender wished the man happy holidays "in case I don't see you before Christmas." "Oh, you'll see me," the man said.

Near the end of the first quarter a black woman in a yellow dress arrived and sat next to the Noles fan. He asked her, with a husband's mock anxiety, how her shopping had gone.

Yesterday on the New York Times Op-Ed page I read the pull quote of Ross Douthat's column - "The case for pessimism after Ferguson" - and the awkward first sentence of Nicholas Kristoff's column: "We Americans are a nation divided" - and I thought: Perhaps New York Times columnists should spend some time at Sawgrass Mills.

By Thomas Swick • Category: Uncategorized

Last night I turned off the TV and read Elizabeth Tallent in The Best American Essays 2014. In the third paragraph - in which she describes her 50s father - I came upon this line: "His hair memorized its side part."

There's great writing on television. But there's no writing like that on television.

By Thomas Swick • Category: Uncategorized
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ferguson

11/25/14 08:18

The sorrow and the pity.

By Thomas Swick • Category: Uncategorized